Shortpier Productions proudly presents:

NORMAL VIEW 1:

The Beginning of the End

Feb. 15-17, 2002

A three-day festival devoted to the worst Hollywood has to offer -- and to giving as good as we get. Come witness some of the most godawful pieces of tripe ever thrown onto celluloid and help heckle the HELL out of them.

ALL INVITED! FRIENDS! RELATIVES! MAN-ANIMALS!

The Schedule:

Friday, Feb. 15:
7 PM: Doors open to guests
8 PM: Warm-up -- Red Zone Cuba, MSTied version.
10 PM: Shorts
11 PM: B-Movie -- Empire of the Ants
Saturday, Feb. 16:
4 PM: Modern Schlock -- Kull the Conqueror
7 PM: Group Dinner at Minneci's on First St.
10:30 PM: Shorts
11 PM: Golden Munchie Classic -- Zardoz
Sunday, Feb 17:
2 PM: Intentional Crap, and Cool Down -- Class of Nuke 'em High
4 PM: Awards Ceremony and Closing